sci-fi

Silly Asses

Isaac Asimov

Naron of the long-lived Rigellian race was the fourth of his line to keep the galactic records.

北京折叠

郝景芳

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清晨4:50,老刀穿过熙熙攘攘的步行街,去找彭蠡。

从垃圾站下班之后,老刀回家洗了个澡,换了衣服。白色衬衫和褐色裤子,这是他唯一一套体面衣服,衬衫袖口磨了边,他把袖子卷到胳膊肘。老刀四十八岁,没结婚,已经过了注意外表的年龄,又没人照顾起居,这一套衣服留着穿了很多年,每次穿一天,回家就脱了叠上。他在垃圾站上班,没必要穿得体面,偶尔参加谁家小孩的婚礼,才拿出来穿在身上。这一次他不想脏兮兮地见陌生人。他在垃圾站连续工作了五小时,很担心身上会有味道。

步行街上挤满了刚刚下班的人。拥挤的男人女人围着小摊子挑土特产,大声讨价还价。食客围着塑料桌子,埋头在酸辣粉的热气腾腾中,饿虎扑食一般,白色蒸汽遮住了脸。油炸的香味弥漫。货摊上的酸枣和核桃堆成山,腊肉在头顶摇摆。这个点是全天最热闹的时间,基本都收工了,忙碌了几个小时的人们都赶过来吃一顿饱饭,人声鼎沸。

老刀艰难地穿过人群。端盘子的伙计一边喊着让让一边推开挡道的人,开出一条路来,老刀跟在后面。

彭蠡家在小街深处。老刀上楼,彭蠡不在家。问邻居,邻居说他每天快到关门才回来,具体几点不清楚。

老刀有点担忧,看了看手表,清晨5点。

Star Wars

Star Wars

Star Wars

配图文字:A long, long time (plus 40 years) ago, in a galaxy far, far away (plus a corrective factor involving the Hubble constant) ...

October 21, 2015:Marty McFly在Back to the Future Part II里“回”到未来的日子。

Question

Question

Question

配图文字:The universe long dead, IsaAC surveyed the formless chaos. At last, he had arrived at an answer. 'I like you,' he declared to the void, 'but I don't LIKE like you.'

Issac指的是Isaac Asimov,这漫画说的是他这篇短篇:

The Last Question by Isaac Asimov © 1956

擦鞋录

EST,Budget News,Kill Hitler

EST

EST

配图文字:The month names are the same, except that the fourth month only has the name 'April' in even-numbered years, and is otherwise unnamed.

这个貌似是在恶搞各个时间系统?EST通常指的是北美东部时区/时间North American Eastern Time Zone或者澳大利亚东部时间Australian Eastern Standard Time

Budget News

Skynet,Approximations,Emotion

Skynet
Skynet

配图文字:'YOUR CLOTHES. GIVE THEM TO ME.' 'Shit, uh ... you are now breathing manually!' 'I AM ALWAYS BREATHING MANUALLY.'

好吧,有机会去重温一下未来战士。想想Arnold是怎么说“YOUR CLOTHES. GIVE THEM TO ME”的?

另外我自己是经常把destroy敲成destory的(有个命令是zfs destroy我使用得比较多)

Approximations

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