December 2009

最近这两周

去电脑城的次数超过最近三年的累计总和;
去星巴克的次数超过最近五年总和;
坐地铁的次数超过最近三年总和;
吃兔肉的次数超过最近三年总和;
听“风继续吹”的次数超过最近三年总和。

居高临下记

这是在莫斯科大桥上的实拍,不过莫斯科大桥其实不在莫斯科,而在基辅。



数码产品大观园

最近一周购买的数码产品,不全是我自己用:



扑满盾第15轮、15吊第11轮综述

英超圣诞快车从boxing day启动,在起步阶段和风劲吹,入球数目大减,本赛季以来首次总入球数少于20。
扑满盾和15吊在Fantasy Cup第二轮碰到的对手大多更为强劲且选择BIG4球员居多,而本轮BIG4球员普遍表现良好,于是大部分FC比赛都甚为胶着。

第二轮Fantasy Cup淘汰赛结果如下:
(扑满盾代表队,safan已被淘汰)
init6 53 - 57 babu ki united (被淘汰
donne 63 - 62 Mustard
ssz8833 76 - 51 Resto Frvr United
我大爷 58 - 22 Kranjcar's Krew
mkll 46 - 35 the - team
(15吊代表队,Bulldog、Bad Seeds、Robot已被淘汰)
init3 48 - 66 wakakaka (被淘汰
m15 44 - 56 OneUnited (被淘汰
我大爷 49 - 48 Blue Mafia

延续上一轮的问题:

    如果下一轮对阵中,扑满盾我大爷碰上15吊我大爷,俩大爷相遇,会不会很壮观?

扑满盾第15轮结果如下
我大爷 58 : 46 mkll

社区又聚

事隔多年,终于又有一次参与人数在两位数以上、历时四个小时的社区大食会。回来之后发现xclub.cn的域名访问不了,不知道和互动力量首页这个公告有没有关系:

    目前全国一场史无前例、声势浩大的违规网站打击行动已经展开,互动力量将积极配合国家有关政策法规,严厉打击各类违法网站...

anyway,依然可以通过下面的网址访问:
http://vip1.activeclub.net/home.asp?id=189

圣诞异文录

Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolate for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolate I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML

Today, my mother confronted me about my bird's masturbation problem. We spent christmas eve googling "bird masturbating" and watching videos to see if that was actually what my bird was doing. At least he's having a good christmas. FML

Today, I work at a debt collections center and I had to call my own father. Merry Christmas. FML

Little Things

Early that day the weather turned and the snow was melting into dirty water. Streaks of it ran down from the little shoulder-high window that faced the backyard. Cars slushed by on the street outside, where it was getting dark. But it was getting dark on the inside too.

He was in the bedroom pushing clothes into a suitcase when she came to the door.

I'm glad you're leaving! I'm glad you're leaving! she said. Do you hear?

He kept on putting his things into the suitcase.

Son of a bitch! I'm so glad you're leaving! She began to cry. You can't even look me in the face, can you?

I'd Rather Dance With You

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扑满盾第14轮、15吊第10轮综述以及又一个杯具的诞生

话说本轮比赛第三个比赛日中,wigan主场将迎战bolton。与此同时,最近春风得意的manager马路正枕戈待旦,期待阵中大将Rodallega能攻城拔寨,为他在Fantasy Cup和扑满盾中陷入苦战的两队人马逆转战局。

不料——

由于天降大雪,wigan主场被迫关闭,这场比赛也不得不延期。于是大将Rodallega报国无门,只得狂饮喜力以解苦闷。而杯具主角马路亦只能接受FC双线被淘汰的结局。

第一轮Fantasy Cup淘汰赛结果如下:
(扑满盾代表队)
init6 43 - 21 Arsenal NC
donne 47 - 32 thegmen
safan 45 - 46 The Billsons (被淘汰
ssz8833 36 - 27 rowanville rovers
mkll 42 - 32 Weefall Wanderers
我大爷 38 - 25 Down Defenders
(15吊代表队)
init3 43 - 18 westhamtesoro
Bulldog 33 - 54 bichels11 (被淘汰
我大爷 48 - 37 Alan
m15 33 - 31 Lamboo FC
Bad Seeds 40 - 43 Homestall11 (被淘汰