abstruse goose

Billionaire

Billionaire

can_we_do_this_deal_by_the_inch

配图文字: I am an infinity-aire.

Astronaut Barbie -- 很好很强大

Astronaut Barbie

barbierella_queen_of_the_galaxy

配图文字:Statistically, I have a better chance of becoming a supermodel than I do of becoming an astronaut.

third date

third date

i_should_also_probably_have_trimmed_my_pubes

配图文字: It's a good thing I'm so pretty.

the rules of physics

the rules of physics

STOP_in_the_name_of_the_laws_of_physics

配图文字:My internalized road rage results in some pretty strange justice fantasies.

Bizarro

Bizarro

bizero

配图文字:In the additive group of the integers, bizarro zero is... well... zero.

GTA V

GTA V

F23F77F1B40B27F1F27F1B36F1

配图文字:This sentence may or may not have been written by your subconscious.

s-n-a-p-o-u-t-o-f-i-t

Photoshop CSI

Photoshop CSI

crime_subpixel_investigation

配图文字:Get it? Because on TV they always... never mind.

the paragon of primates

the paragon of primates

at_the_zoo_part_2

配图文字:Alright, I'm not gonna deny it, monkey. We are pretty awesome.

Master of the Universe

Master of the Universe

i_prefer_women_doctors_with_small_fingers

配图文字:I once tried feeling superior during a routine medical exam. NOT POSSIBLE.

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