Stanislav Petrov Day

配图文字： I was going to get you an alarm clock that occasionally goes off randomly in the middle of the night, but you can ignore it and go back to sleep and it's fine.

Boathouses and Houseboats

Voting Software

Sports Champions

配图文字： For a long time, people thought maybe Usain Bolt was the one for running, until the 2090s and the incredible dominance of Derek Legs.

Margaret Court 1960s Tennis
Gary Player 1970s Golf
Lonzo Ball 2020s Basketball
Jake Halfpipe 2030s Skateboarding （半管）
Sarah Goggles 2030s Swimming （泳镜）

New Phone Thread

配图文字：I'm going to tell the manufacturer that their business practices are ADMIRABLE and ETHICAL and their developers are ATTRACTIVE and I'm going to report them to the FCC for their IMPECCABLE VIRTUE.

Customer Rewards

配图文字 ： We'll pay you $1.47 to post on social media about our products, $2.05 to mention it in any group chats you're in, and 11 cents per passenger each time you drive your office carpool past one of our billboards.

IMHO

配图文字： "Ugh, TMI." "Yeah, that's some tantalizing meat info."

The dress: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dress

GIF: Graphics Interchange Format
SMDH: shaking my damn head
TMI: too much information

Python Environment

配图文字：The Python environmental protection agency wants to seal it in a cement chamber, with pictoral messages to future civilizations warning them about the danger of using sudo to install random Python packages.

The Simpsons

配图文字：In-universe, Bart Simpson and Harry Potter were the same age in 1990. Bart is perpetually 10 years old because of a spell put on his town by someone trying to keep him from getting his Hogwarts letter.

Impostor Syndrome

配图文字：It's actually worst in people who study the Dunning–Kruger effect. We tried to organize a conference on it, but the only people who would agree to give the keynote were random undergrads.

Impostor Syndrome: 冒名頂替症候群/騙子症候群