Stanislav Petrov Day

配图文字： I was going to get you an alarm clock that occasionally goes off randomly in the middle of the night, but you can ignore it and go back to sleep and it's fine.

Boathouses and Houseboats

Voting Software

Sports Champions

配图文字： For a long time, people thought maybe Usain Bolt was the one for running, until the 2090s and the incredible dominance of Derek Legs.

Margaret Court 1960s Tennis
Gary Player 1970s Golf
Lonzo Ball 2020s Basketball
Jake Halfpipe 2030s Skateboarding （半管）
Sarah Goggles 2030s Swimming （泳镜）

New Phone Thread

配图文字：I'm going to tell the manufacturer that their business practices are ADMIRABLE and ETHICAL and their developers are ATTRACTIVE and I'm going to report them to the FCC for their IMPECCABLE VIRTUE.

Easter egg

这是关于Voight-kampff machine，银翼杀手里面的东东。

Customer Rewards

配图文字 ： We'll pay you $1.47 to post on social media about our products, $2.05 to mention it in any group chats you're in, and 11 cents per passenger each time you drive your office carpool past one of our billboards.

always true

...whether you're thinking about this sentence or not.